Showing posts with label miranda sings. Show all posts
Showing posts with label miranda sings. Show all posts

11/10/2015

Who Should You Be For Halloween?


Before I start, do this quiz to find out who you should dress up as for Halloween! Then look below it to see how I would put these costumes together!


Seriously, these costume ideas are pretty cool. Some, as seen with the quiz above, are more complex than others. Here are some ways I would make them work. Do some gender-bending, or just go straight for whoever you want.

Batman
A Batman mask is relatively cheap online, find yourself a cape and a utility belt and it's a quick make-shift Batman costume.

Dumbledore
Dumbledore; find an old flat cap and tat it up and dye grey. Wear some grey, tatted up bed sheets. You're Dumbledore.

Groot
Wear some sticks/twigs/leaves and you're instantly a talking tree. ONLY say "I am Groot" though. 

Miranda Sings
Wear a lot of 'lisstick' as Miranda would say, put on a horrid old jumper and a red tracksuit on. You're internet star, Miranda Sings.

Lumpy Space Princess
Paint some cotton balls purple, stick them on you and wear a crown and a sassy attitude. You're Lumpy Space Princess!

Katniss Everdeen
I would especially go for a tribute look from the first Hunger Games movie, very similar to the books. Brown jacket, trousers, boots. 

Squirrel Girl
I would perhaps recommend going for the Unbeatable Squirrel Girl costume (on the right), unless you have a brown, furry leotard and a bunch of actual squirrels floating around somewhere. Obviously, the tail is the difficult thing here. Other than that, a jacket, jeans, boots, ginger hair, belt, squirrel ears. You're Squirrel Girl. 

Twelfth Doctor
The Twelfth Doctor: Spray hair grey, boots, trousers, waistcoat, shirt, and a long blazer, stitch red lining if you can be bothered. Speak with a Scottish accent. Ta-dah! You're a time lord!

26/08/2015

BIZARRE CROSSOVERS

HELLO! Today's blog post is a bit of a weird one, I mean... no, seriously, it's a weird one. I have 5 bizarre crossovers that I'd, kind of, like to see. Don't judge, just appreciate the artistic integrity of these crossovers.

1. Miranda and The Hunger Games 


Hit BBC sitcom Miranda collides with the world of The Hunger Games, with Miranda finding herself and her friends Stevie, Tilly and Gary, and her mother Penny, in Panem. At the quarter quell reaping, it is announced that anybody of any age can be chosen as the district's tribute for this year's Hunger Games. Miranda is mistaken for a man (yet again) and finds herself representing District 12 alongside her best friend Stevie Sutton. How will they survive? Will Miranda become the Mockingjay and lead the rebellion against the Capitol? 

2. Modern Family and Doctor Who


Just imagine Cam Tucker against the Weeping Angels. Just imagine the screams. Haley would be confused as heck, and Phil would be trying to be best friends with the Twelfth Doctor. I feel like this crossover would actually work quite well, with Alex Dunphy and Mitchell Pritchett practically becoming the Doctor's companions while Gloria, Manny and Cam scream in fear of the Weeping Angels. 

3. The Muppets and Miranda Sings/GloZell


With The Muppets getting their TV series, we're guaranteed tonnes of guest stars. Now, this isn't much of a crossover as much as a WE NEED GLOZELL WITH KERMIT AND WE NEED MIRANDA SINGS TO ARGUE WITH MISS PIGGY. Just imagine the sass and all the green.


 I ship them. #KerZell


Miranda Sings VS Miss Piggy fight scene please. 

4. Keeping Up Appearances and Downton Abbey


Imagine Hyacinth Bucket (pronounced Bouqet) finally achieving her goals of being an upper class snob, only to be challenged by Maggie Smith's Violet. Mind you, Hyacinth wouldn't need servants, she's got Richard.

5. New Girl and Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt


Jess and Kimmy, the ultimate weird people. It would essentially be an episode where they try to compete over how bizarre they are, while Cece and Titus go shopping and Schmidt, Nick, Coach and Winston fight over Jacqueline Vorhees.


Was that bizarre enough? 

Check back on September 1st for my August Soundtrack, listing 10 songs I've been listening to throughout the month!

Bye for now!
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