Halloween is round the corner, and it's time to decide what costumes we'll be wearing for parties, trick-or-treating (if you're still into that???) and generally trying to scare people. Last year for Halloween I went to a party as a dead version of Arthur (the Aardvark). It was surprisingly well received (no seriously, somebody told me I was brave for wearing a bright yellow jumper... I'm not sure if that's good or bad but I'll take it).
So, I thought I'd recommend 5 easy Halloween costumes for any last-minuters.
1. Madonna, Post-Fall
All you need is:
- 1 (or more if you're feeling brave) bruise(s) on your face
- 1 dodgy hip
- 1 walking stick
- 1 life threatening cape
- 1 microphone
2. The Guilty Tory
All you need is:
- 1 fragile pig
- An obnoxious prime minister
- Pig ears
- 1 t-shirt with a sentence denying these 'outrageous' claims
- 1 pig tail
- 1 tonne of guilt
- 1 kg of 'I was just an ordinary student'
3. Marvel Has Spider-Man
All you need is:
- 1 Spider-Man suit/Spider-Man hoodie (basing on whichever version you go for)
- The rights to affiliate Spider-Man with Marvel
- Sony's web shooters
4. Water On Mars
All you need is:
- 1 mega morph suit (red/orange)
- 1 bottle of water
- 1 Mars bar
- The ability to breathe in the mega morph suit
5. The Cheeky Nando's
All you need is:
- 1 lad/bigoted racist
- 1 'iced gem' haircut (see here for reference)
- 1 Nando's voucher
- 1 'Lads on tour' t-shirt
- 1 tonne of banter
- 4 fellow lads full of banter and 8 sidechicks (each)
That's all for now.
Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Totally Culture
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